Saturday, January 20, 2007

I Have a Sinus Deal

My face is dry and leathery. The skin under my nose is red and flaky from the onslaught of mucus and wind I faced on the way here. I need a tissue. Still, I'm thrilled to be your server at the Brass Keg Bottom. Thanks for coming this evening. Our special: Fried Butterfly Shimp. It's leapin', lovin', kisses you never got - until tonight. Prepared with Canola oil and served on a bed of Uncle Ben's. $8.95 with a salad and a baked potato.

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